Wednesday, February 16, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: HIGHLY EFFECTIVE TESTOSTERONE BOOSTING METHOD DISCOVERED

                With all of the over rated and expensive supplements out on the market today it is great when someone can find a cheap yet effective way to improve our performance and wellbeing.  That is exactly what Uncle Paulie and I have discovered recently.  Now I have to give credit to Uncle Paulie for this amazing groundbreaking revolutionary discovery.  The thing is you may be doing this already but have not realized it or have not been able to harness this powerful method to your benefit.
                I bet you are dying to know what we have discovered aren’t you!!!!  Well once you realize what it is I am sure you are going to say to yourself why have I not thought of that before.  If you have not figured it out yet do not be ashamed between Paul and I there is enough smarts to fill Encyclopedia Britannica 4 times over.
Now without further ado watch the following video and the answer will be at the end of the video.  This is absolutely ground breaking stuff so please if not already doing so, grab a seat and maybe a hand full of tissues.








That’s right baby we have the Spanish station locked in during our training sessions.  There is no better way to keep that testosterone pumping like the good old Primer Impacto, well besides the illegal way and I have no plans on touching that shit myself. 
I mean the Spanish stations have been famous ever since I can remember for having smoking hot chicks.  I do not think the science can be argued with on this particular topic.  FACT: hot chicks get the blood flowing.  FACT: checking out chicks is more of Americas great past time than baseball ever will be in my book.
I know my Mom probably does not get it but my Dad has said several times “if I ever stop checking out the lovely young ladies you have permission to pull the plug”.  Actually now that I think of it there are probably times my Mom cannot wait for that day to come.
My wife knows that she is the only one for me and the only one that I will ever love so I have no problem making the above comments.  In fact anyone who would deny they still do not take a peak here and there is a liar and that is a FACT as well.
Back to the Spanish Station, I know we have a unique situation compared to most of you who go to commercial gyms I mean we could have porn running if we really wanted to.  And if you go to a commercial gym I am sure there are plenty of sites to see but no one likes to get caught staring.  So before you leave for the gym pop on Primer Impacto and get that great rush of manliness that you need before hitting the gym.
IMPORTANT NOTE: We take our training serious and are not dicking around staring at the TV instead of training.  It is just something to gaze at in between sets which are all timed anyway so there is no slacking.  Plus Paul just does not do it for me and there is very little talking when we train anyway.   Also they are speaking Spanish so it is not like we are riveted by what they are saying.
So what is the moral of the story you ask?  Don’t Know Don’t Care just wanted to share.  And have some fun!!!!!!

Stay Strong
Mike